Captain Obvious

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  Android or iPad? Help please.

  by Xanthippe in

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  it seems i am going to have to teach people to use a tablet as part of my job and i don't even have one!

  any advice would be most helpful please.. i keep reading blurb on amazon etc and now i'm really confused.

  what should i buy?

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  If it's for work you may have to buy both! But IMO the iPad is extremely easy to use.
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  A precious gift to all from Jehovah (channelled via Focus)

  by Focus in

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  some souls here may feel i was a little harsh.

  if so, i am deeply sorry.

  i was abused by a handful right from the start, presumably on the basis of the avatar picture (and 2001 vintage).. when visiting dubland, i often find that others start fights with me - for whatever reason, and i provide quite a supply of them - and when it doesn't quite go the way they expected, they cry persecution.

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  Very interesting idea... Very curious.

  EdenOne, you're right in saying that most of us don't care about getting any money. I don't care if their cash gets piled up and burned, long as they don't have it anymore. Once they cannot function, and their god won't save the WT, many eyes will open. They will claim persecution sure, but once they don't recover... They will see that Jehovah does NOT provide.
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  Why Do Certain "Inactive Ones" Get Bothered By The Elders While Others Don't?

  by minimus in

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  it seems some inactive ones and active jws are hardly ever bothered by the elders while others are constantly called, checked up on, etc...... what gives?.

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  Good question!

  It also must depend on how involved the person was before they learned TTATT. Personally, I never commented, never had any "priveledges" and average svc time was 3-5 hrs/mo. So not a big loss. Also, I have no family within 1000 miles of where I live. Once I quit, I got one shep visit and that's it.

  What about kids? Could they make a difference in how hard the elders hound the fader?
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  2014 Convention Audio available?

  by gbrn in

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  i was wondering if anyone is aware of any recordings of the convention as of yet?

  i know its relatively early, so i may just have to wait.

  just curious if anyone had a copy yet.. thanks!.

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  So... Some of actually had to sit and quietly suffer through 3 days of this garbage... Let me tell ya, it was no more exciting than any other convention before it. A lot less hate speech than last year, but no more "truth".

  Do what you like, I'm just telling you you didn't miss anything. Anything at all.
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  Meet The Mormons - UK TV This Evening

  by cofty in

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  a new "fly-on-the-wall" documentary about the life of young mormon missionaries goes out this evening on channel 4.. .

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  Captain Obvious

  Paging Cold Steel... Care to comment, sir?
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  shepherding call

  by DesirousOfChange in

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  you don't say why you are inactive.. if you can control your tongue and not blurt out anything you have learned about ttatt, then perhaps no harm in agreeing to a visit if you feel the need to be polite and cooperative.

  no doubt, they will inquire as to why you are inactive.. don't you know it's the truth(tm)?.

  don't you know the end(tm) is close?.

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  Here's how it will go down. They will pester you until you agree to a visit. You could try and tell them that you'd rather not meet, doing fine thanks but that will raise a small flag. These boys have sniffed out, hunted out and DFed their fair share of apostates. They are experienced and know all of the signs. You could probably fool your local body, but not these cats. At all costs, defer your visit til they're gone.

  Other side of the coin: you meet, have a nice family shep visit. They will ask you about your family study schedule. They will ask you how often you pray. Either your answer will be never, or your wife and kid get to sit and watch you LIE to these mens faces. There's no way you can get through a shep visit with them without either giving them too much info, or lying to them. Both are bad outcomes.

  In my humble opinion, your best option for the time being is to just take the risk and tell them you're not available until their visit is over. Then when your local elders ask you when would be a good time to pop by, tell them you'd rather not. That should buy you 6 months or so.
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  WT Says O.K. To Visit With Disfellowshipped Family Members...Discreetly!

  by JW GoneBad in

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  discreetly!.

  that was the word the speaker used to tell jws at the regional convention that when the need to visit or associate with d'fd family members....okay to do so......only discreetly!.

  on friday morning in the 6 part symposium entitled 'what must be kept in second place?

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  Wasnt mentioned at mine. Well it could have been, but I wasnt listening much. Just passing the time
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  I used to think that 7 million JWs was a large number

  by dogon in

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  then i saw a stat that made me think differently.

  there are 7 million practicing voodoo religion world wide.

  about the same as jws, and the big thing is that they do not at all go out and try to convert people at all, not one pamphlet not one tract no door to door calls, phone calls nothing nada.

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  Come to think of it, could seven million people really handle the cleanup and burial of almost 7 billion carcasses strewn about all over the world? The WT teaches that perfection would be gradual. So they would still be able to contract deadly diseases from our rotting apostate bodies as they attempt to bury us all.

  Add to that the fact that they wouldn't likely be allowed to use any heavy equipment for excavation or transportation.

  Why didnt I think of this while I was daydreaming at a meeting?
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  What would be your favorite job if you could do anything.?

  by new hope and happiness in

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  on the basis that most of us realise the w.t wasnt really the best " job" or way to spend our days, it would be fun to find out what people would really have liked to have done with there lifes and if this is still possible.

  or maybe its not even a very realistic ambition just a dream.

  in my dreams i stay at home all day and make a living from being a professional artist.maybe i need a phycholgist?.

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  I'd like to be a cult leader!

  But really, building hot rods in a home garage for a living would be just about perfect.

  Or to be a race car driver.

  Only one of these 3 will make me filthy rich though.

  As it is now I work in a field that gives me plenty of room for advancement, great times, great schedule, great bennies, very secure and I'm very overpaid for what I do. Sooo guess I can't complain.
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  Caleb asks his Dad a question.

  by LogCon in

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  caleb: dad, can i ask you a question?.

  dad: of course, my son.

  havent i told you that you can come to me whenever you have a question?.

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  Captain Obvious

  Hmm. Sounds a lot like my childhood. Ask questions, sure. But only if they are easily answered by looking in the index. Otherwise, they will be met with a berating and dismissed.

  Of course, they would deny this if asked today.